HELLO

What exactly to call Buddhism causes a hubbub among religious scholars. Some say Buddhism is philosophy, but Buddhist scholars strongly disagree. They point out that philosophy means love of wisdom in Greek, and that Buddhists do not believe one can attain liberation only through love.

"George Bush, Hu Jintao [China's president] and Than Shwe [Burma's
military leader] went to visit God,"

"Bush asked God, 'When will the U.S. become the most powerful nation
in the world?'
God replied, 'Not in your life,' driving Bush to tears." Mr. Hu then asked
when China would become the richest nation in the world, which drew the
same "not in your life" answer from God and tears from the Chinese
president.
Finally, Burma's ruler asked when his country would have enough water
and electricity. This time it was God who broke into tears, saying, "Not
in my life!"



(Zarganar emailed a friend at just
after 9 o'clock Sept. 25, the evening before the crackdown)

Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a
man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the
Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You
would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you
would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would
have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to
take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA
JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

West is fine with joy
Where get everything those find.
East is full of suffering
Those are purchasing paper orientation.

West is systematic
and man of action.
East is dogmatic
And based on imagination.

If you’re in the air
which path is further,
If you’re far-seeing
Which path is achieving
And if it’s a high time
Why don’t you make hay while the sun shines.

Ea Ni Soe
10, march, 2007 5:14 pm